French pension & retirement reforms

Someone over in France realized that if everyone sits around drinking coffee, there will be no one left to serve the sugar and cream.

So the French have revolted and are tearing up the country because: "That's not fair.  Everyone deserves to sit around and drink coffee and make disparaging comments about strangers."  

Pension reform
Union strikes
Vacation/work hours in France

Never let logic and rational thought get in the way of a good dust up.