Sarah Palin

"Terribly inappropriate quote involving kielbasa"

"If these fingers were guns, I'd be popping caps in your head like the Russkies I can see from my house, you betcha!"

"My daughter thinks this much is a meter! If she was any dumber, we'd have to chain her up in the backyard! Golly!"

"And so I says to Mr. McCain, I said to him, hey, there, little fella! If you could handle five years in one of them Vietnamese thingies, you can handle a little bit of the Palinator, dontcha think?"

"My book was gonna be this big, but they said no one would want to see my drawings about aliens, so I should just do more of that writing stuff!"

"I'm totally like a hot librarian, you betcha! I'll make such a great President too, because I know where Washington is!"