Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Last night while channel surfing, my stupid movie radar went off when I came across Idiocracy.
This movie is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen in a long time. The first five minutes were not bad. I was on the edge of my seat. If my seat was made of stupid. The next seventy minutes were the longest seventy minutes of my life. The movie was so powerfully dumb that it reached out into my living room, melted all my brain cells, and left me a helpless puddle of goo on the couch. I watched it to the bitter end, laughing uncontrollably in fits of disbelief. It may have made my "top ten things I've done to waste some time and will never get that time back" list. There were several moments where Bri had to leave the living room. She couldn't watch another minute. It was that bad. Luke Wilson is not quite as annoying as Owen Wilson, but he comes close. If you watch this movie, be sure to hit yourself in the head with a hammer first.