Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Geithner to take over your bank account

I have opened a twitter account, because I like to pretend I'm important and have something so worth saying that you just have to read it as soon as I write it. You will now be allowed to follow my idioting on twitter with the username martygaal. It will be amazing, stupendous, world-changing stuff like you've grown accustomed to here.

In other news, you have all been nationalized and are now being processed for soylent green.

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