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Whatever happened to a good old phone or face to face conversation?
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...Hi How are you doing?...


GREAT. ACTUALLY NOT GREAT. ACTUALLY MY DOGS DUG UP ALL MY GOLD AND ATE IT. NOW I HAVE TO DIG THROUGH DOG POOP FOR A WEEK.

...Oh you know, our 401ks are down 25%...

MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR A GUY WHO BAKES COOKIES AND WEARS AN APRON.

...and our house had depreciated in value 30%...

THERE ARE ANTS LIVING ALL THROUGHOUT MY HOUSE. THEY CALL ME BY NAME AND CARRY ME FROM ROOM TO ROOM. THEY KNOW ME AS THE ANT KING. HEAR ME BZZZZZZ.

...and our three beautiful daughters are doing great in school...

IF THERE WAS A MOON AND A PIE WOULD IT BE CALLED A MOONPIE IN THE SKY SO HIGH. WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEAR?

...Uh, yeah, look, I don't think we're on the same page...

HEY @FEHGEHDABOUDIT, I AM TALKIN' TO YOU.

Anyway, so can Facebook Twitter Blogger really take the place of any of this real life type conversation?

Here is a picture of Bill Murray as Carl. Because Carl is funny.


We're off to Virginia for a weekend of family fun and the Smithfield Sprint Triathlon.

I hope you enjoyed the scat.